Thursday is bazaar day! No. 30

Happy bazaar independence day! Thanks to the grand opening of the TurklishTees.com store, we no longer have to rely on the Turkish postal service and my dodgy language skills to get you your favourite bazaar shirts. You can now order them online and have them shipped straight to your home. Be sure to stop by and see if your favourite is there; if there’s a particular design you wanted but couldn’t find in the store, please feel free to request it.

And now, on to this week’s fresh new offerings!

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You know, little things like spelling and… well, spelling.


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I told you to stay away from those iPhones.


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Er, tell Shakira not to fire her lyricist just yet.


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Perhaps not as nice as “gin and tonic” or “five-star hotel in the Bahamas,” but I take your point.


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Wow, imagine what Candy Vol. 2 must have been like if they didn’t get to “sweet” until Vol. 5…


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Now, I’m all for mixed marriages— the heart wants what the heart wants after all, but a fish and a mini-sub in permanent trouble… I just don’t see it working out.


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Yeah, I guess it’s about time my laundry came out— this is 2007, and my laundry’s been in the closet long enough. Ha, get it? Laundry? Closet? Ah, never mind.


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Ok, maybe west coast girls aren’t your cup of tea, but “woof woof” is a bit harsh, don’t you think?


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I guess he must have laminated himself or something.


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You want to be my cowboy? But wait, you’re a woma— ooooooh. I see. Gotcha.


If you want to see more of these, the bazaar archive is here, and don’t forget to stop by the store and have a look around. Enjoy your evening.