And you thought your site had a long URL:

My guess is that justbeopenminded…tolookatthingsdifferently.com is probably still for sale. But hey, everything communicates, so I thought I should tell you about it.

If you’re planning on trying out for the Meadowbrook Yek Club, you’ll need a place to train:

Here’s the truthiness key to decoding this one:

Bethpage State Park: real
Long Island, NY: real
Meadowbrook: real
Meadowbrook Yek Club: errrrr…. weeeeeellll…. quantum physics tells us that anything we give thought to is real, in a sense…

I feel like I might yek.

I told you not to take her out for a bean dinner on the first date:

She says you blew her away.

If you’re into ootball (and let’s face it, who isn’t), I understand the R league is endorsed by none other than Pelo himself:

The one on the left looks like my Aunt Norma:

Those of you over on twitter may already be aware that for several weeks now we have been in a continual state of support for Susan Reynolds and her gradual return to health. Frozen Pea Friday had replaced our traditional Stripper Friday (if you’ve never been around for Stripper Friday, use your imagination), and we were all on board with our frozen pea avatars. It was the right thing to do, and it was a fun thing to do.

But even fun things need changing up once in a while, and I’m so glad we have people on the task. Sprite came up with the idea of combining Stripper Friday with the frozen pea intention, and the result is Twitter Tits Over America. Booby avatars abound, we’re still supporting the cause, and we get a bit of our Friday stripper action back.

Well, I’m from Texas, but I’m certainly not in America, so as usual I’ve sprinkled in my own flavour and submitted my avatar (pictured left) for consideration in the Texas Twitter Tits of Turkey category. So far there seems to be a positive response. And since I promised that 2008 would be the year of getting more boobs into this blog as well, I thought I’d include you guys in the picture fun, to, you know, help get the word out about the cause in as many places as possible. In the industry, this is what we call “killing two birds with one stone.”

So if you’re on twitter, change your avatar to one featuring cleavage art today (man boobs are eagerly accepted), and join us in the fun. If you’re not on twitter, where the hell have you been? Better hurry and sign up.

I might not have the womaniest attitude, but I’m still fragile:

A prize for the best acronym caption:

Yeah, that is a special hobby: