Since we have a extra day this February, and everyone seems to like the creepy kids stuff best, here’s a bonus tiny halter dress for you:

Category: OMFG

Hopefully they meant “race” in the sense of “this elephant and this girl are going to run and see who is fastest”:

Is the elephant on acid? Check out the eyes.

These are more the size of a maxi child, but whatever:

Refried beans for dinner? Next stop: Gassdale.

In fact, if you’re walking around in public, it might be wise to cover wood of any colour:

Braaaaains. BRAINS!

Wait, is he farting hard candies?

I suspect the news is that Pengie’s a bit porky these days:

Check out the eyes— neither of them wants to discuss it.

Via the new streaming t-shirt transfer protocol:

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Welcome to Top-of-the-Dog, may I take your order?

The monkey hanging from the clearance barrier at the drive-through window is a nice touch.