Because if you endear Y or Z also, X might get jealous:

So get to the back of the line, princess:

Now, I belonged to some pretty niche-y clubs in my time, but…

I wonder if the, er, carpet matches the curtains, so to speak:

What a strange thing to put on an apron.

I think this might be an appropriate shirt for Valentine’s Day, but honestly I’m no’t joure:

It’s been quite a while since I’ve promoted a game here, but I’m having so much fun with this one that I felt I had to share it. Boomshine is a simple chain reaction game by Danny Miller. It’s extremely pretty, and easy to play, but difficult to get right. There’s not a lot of explanation I can give— just play a few levels and see how far you get. Apparently less than 2% of players manage to complete level 12; of course I had to sit here and replay that level until I got it.

So there you go, you’re welcome for filling up your lunch hour. Link

If by “loaded” you mean “got to go home and get loaded now,” or “dropped a load in my pants when I got the notification in the mail,” then yes, that is indeed the power of audit:

The perfect shirt for the pre-teen lesbian in your home:

I told you not to mix wings with aces:

Let’s see… Genghis, Kublai, the one from Star Trek… I can never remember the names of all the First Division Khans.