Slo-mo is for amateurs:

Looks like Cameo has a place in the cover bands scene:

If you have no skills, then you have to get up the corporate ladder the hard way:

Somewhere in here there’s a joke about masturbation and waiting for the right person and the right time:

The trophy’s a nice touch— most people wouldn’t have bothered.

The mantra of the couch potato:

It really is a moment that lasts forever. Or at least until the end of Gilmore Girls.

At the age of 81, I’m not sure I could be extreme anything:

See, this is what happens when you let medical students loose in the chem lab:

What, you thought I was going to stand here and talk to you for free?