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Daily Bazaar Treasures, #137

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Like wishing John would just open the friggin gate already, for example.

4 Responses to “Daily Bazaar Treasures, #137”

  1. Matt Says:

    I wish that could be a truck. Does that count?

  2. Melissa Says:

    @Matt: now you’re getting too clever for me… I don’t even get that one, though I suspect it’s spectacularly funny.

  3. oi Says:

    john on the 911 line: “yes.. yes she is outside again. yes she is right out of the door… yah with the same awful green shirt… and - and pink snowflakes.. wait sorry flowers.. or snowflakes… and oh MY GAWD. OH GOD… HIPPIE FONTS AND MAGENTA WITH WEIRD TYPES OF GRADIENT AND WISHES??? OH GOD WHAT IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN” *click-beep beep beep*

  4. Matt Says:

    @ Melissa: I just wish I was a truck. I get tired of being a responsible adult sometomes. So, being a truck would be a change.

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