Girls grow up so fast these days— first it’s roses, then trends…

Girls grow up so fast these days— first it’s roses, then trends…

I saw this sign at the Shakespeare Bistro today:

What, the Los Angeles Kings? I think it’s unlikely they’ll be eating in Antalya anytime soon. But it’s good to know my meal would meet their standards.
Seriously though, this particular sign struck me as odd, because although Shakespeare Bistro is a Turkish company, they always go out of their way to print everything in English as well, and their English signage is usually perfectly worded. It’s rare to see them blunder, but it’s cute when they do.
Incidentally, I had a wonderful meal at the Shakespeare this afternoon, and the service was impeccable. Highly recommended if you’re ever in this neck of the woods and you’re having a day where you fancy something other than Turkish food.
Let the letter-assigning commence:

Whether you’re looking for a friend or you’re into ormance, don’t dwell on the rast, look to the ruture:

Even if you have the 3 of diamonds and the 3 of girls, it’s still not a very strong hand:

But you’ll probably have a great time, anyway.
It’s giving me a migraine just looking at it:

Well, yeah, I guess you would live to tell about it, unless your legs are made of zucchini:

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I’ve been putting this one off, because frankly, I wasn’t sure how to break it to you gently:

Don’t get too distracted by the obvious… it’s easy to overlook the “boy’s no pro lipslob” in the white circle (repeated in the circle near the top).
I don’t know whether to be happy I found this, or ashamed.
Okay, so baby bear doesn’t know how to spell… or identify his own species:
