Somewhere in there has got to be a joke about peeing in your wetsuit.

If you manage to find 256 on your FM dial, let me know, okay?

But Long But A Lot Of Sympathetic:

He doesn’t look particularly sympathetic to me.

Co-dependent, masochistic, and narcissitic… a wonderful combination:

I love you
miss you
____ me (!)
hug me
kiss me
love me
play me
write me
I love myself
hug me

A one-way ticket to Siberia:

…and words across my back.