The limit be first:

If you ever have to air mail a safety pilot, I recommend the flaying company… though he may not arrive intact.

The subject line when someone is replying to your volt rock fury email:

2012, the year of the three-star canvas:

Beware of construction imports:

Ah, the New York lax department… that’s a highway patrol I can get with.

Um… I got nothing. Success brings a happiness just can’t wait!

As in, you’re the magic one if you can explain what this shirt is supposed to mean.

People were getting so competitive in the uew segmentation system, they decided to have an official championship:

Yeah, there’s nothing like a beatiful day to make you want to snack on exotic tropical fish.

Sometimes the Yakov Smirnoff jokes just write themselves.