Those soccer leagues just keep getting more and more emotional:

Skulls and butterflies, the symbols of every quality rebellion:

Read which words between sense and nonsense:

Sorry to let you down, but I just can’t compete with something like “bait priming.”

This reminds me of that game we used to play in junior high, the one where you add the phrase “between the sheets” after every sentence:

I guarantee you I was involved in all 5 of them.

I keep hoping it says “matter of bead,” but it doesn’t, no matter how hard I try.

I don’t know, it might be reasonable, but it certainly looks silly enough— anyone know?

Prepositional phrases ahoy:

Mr. Hankey and Eeyore had what you might call an “alternative” relationship: