There’s no joke here, I just wanted to get that stupid song stuck in your head for the remainder of the day. You’re welcome.

I’m not even sure what this one means:

A ratio is undefined if the denominator is zero, yeah?

More new math, Roman style:

Dinosweet, on the other hand, is set to imlode, which is not as spectacular to watch, but also not as messy.

Apologies to my flickr friends for the crossposting, but I feel strongly about this one and thought it deserved a reprint here.

Vendor at the bazaar: Excuse me, lady?
Me: Yes?
V: Do you put your photos on the internet?
M: Er… yes…
V: Can I ask you to do something for me?
M: Of course.
V: If you could put my photo on the internet, maybe people you know will come and buy clothes for their children from me. I wouldn’t ask, but… things are very difficult for me right now.
M: [heart audibly cracking] Oh, but the people I know are mostly not in Antalya, unfortunately.
V: Ah, but they will look at my picture and they can see I am a good man, and maybe when they come here to visit it will all work out.
M: [nodding, trying not to cry] Yeah, maybe.
V: Just promise me you’ll put the photo there on the internet and tell your friends.
M: I promise.
V: Really?
M: You have my word, I will put your photo on the internet and invite my friends.

So… yeah. If you’re planning a trip to Antalya and your kids need new threads, I can totally hook you up.

I’m not sure what it is you’re supposed to remember, but my suggestion is that you sure as hell better remember it:

For those who haven’t heard yet, I’ve been bestowed with an amazing honour – the International Museum of Women in San Francisco has chosen my self-portrait as the iconic image for their 2009 project, entitled Exhibiting You. This was a complete surprise, and to say that I’m pleased would be an understatement. They found my photo just by searching on Flickr. Hooray for Creative Commons and diligent tagging habits!

Submissions for the exhibit are open until September, so if you would like to submit a piece to be considered (it doesn’t have to be a photo, they accept all sorts of entries), be sure to check out the guidelines. I look forward to seeing how the project develops over the next few months, and I am grateful to the IMOW both for the work they do, and for recognising the work I do. Many thanks to them.

It looks like Colorado, which I think is more of an indie rock state, or maybe easy listening if you’re into that.

Ed Hardy, the slowest leaver in the history of leaving:

A snail could be gone faster than that.