She’s so mini, there’s not even space for the i:

There’s lots to go at here, but I liked it solely for the name “Horance E. Dodge”:

Side note: I hope a “cup race” isn’t what it sounds like.

The On flower is one of the rarest types of flowers, as it cannot reproduce without the presence off an Off flower.

Not quite as simple as they think:

I warned you about women made of pine:

Authentic pollution has an access code, natch:

Insert tasteless Morman joke here:

Only a small typo:

I actually wanted this shirt, but had zero cash on me at the time. If it’s still there this week, I’m going to buy it.

You know we’re in trouble when the 23 enigma arrives at the bazaar:

Please tell me that’s a Liquid Paper accident.