I am clueless for meaning:

New Olympic sport: men’s uncontrollable cross-country dancing

Particularly if your skill is the BeDazzler.

For some reason I have an image in my head of flipping burgers on a grill:

For me, it’s no more blinding than the apostrophe.

Waving your t-shirt all over the place:

Puffy aspires to be a horse:

Because nothing says “California tattoo style” like the material girl:

The creepiness is subtle here:

Behold the baby uns: