Call pro waly for all your dog-walking needs:

• round ster
• day a every four
• company bikee body

Wellmare you egw-wow! So call pro waly now!

Now that he shaved his hand, he furless wave:

O clement, o loving, o sweet wooden trough:

You get four for the price of one today, thanks to Onur Özer in Istanbul, who does his shopping at Carrefour and discovered the gems below. Onur’s comments on his findings are way better than anything I could come up with, so I’ll just let him do all the talking.

Onur: “It all started with seeing this – apparently there is such a word as ‘fllow’, meaning ‘flour’.”

Onur: “MAN these drinks are energetic. I cannot even pour them.”

Onur: “I like flavored rooms better than plain ones. Also, I need some ‘lime preventiveliguids’ to prevent my limes.”

Onur: “Sorry, we don’t care if you’re 7 months old, we can’t accept you. You are not BABY MATERIAL.”

Many thanks to Onur, whose found hilarity was shamelessly yoinked from twitpic. I think I’ll refer to him as our “Istanbul correspondent” from now on, as it almost makes this sound like a real blog.

Dear children’s clothing manufacturers: please stop. You’re killing me.

Recipe for a great evening:

Otherwise known as “staring at her boobs.”

Insert white jumpsuit/no girlfriend joke here:

You’re crazy, girl:

Not strictly bazaar, but you’ll deal:

I have seen this sign regularly for the past five years, and it never once occurred to me that there might be something odd about it, until I spotted it this morning in an article titled 10 Most Unfortunate Store Names. And now all of a sudden… I see it. Yikes.

In real life, it’s just a gas company, natch.