Um, can you repeat the question?

Um, can you repeat the question?


Yeah, sure, tell me not to love and then tempt me with all those shiny hearts!
Dry waste only:

Photo courtesy of Matt, and many thanks to all those who gave their photos this week for the greater good.
One-stop-shop if your job is providing full service on Turkish beaches:

Photo courtesy of Lauren Girardin.
Dear Gollum:

Incidentally, “or do anything else” is probably a vague acknowledgement of the illicit full-service nature of many Turkish beaches.
Photo courtesy of Rod Paterson.
I’ve seen these signs in toilets all over Turkey, and I still don’t understand the logic behind them:

Photo courtesy of djsummitt.
No oral sex for pedestrians:

Photo courtesy of Leslie Lewis.
I’m always collecting Turklish from other sources, and now that I have a small pile of photos I’m going to share them, so get ready for a week or so of guest posts.
If you’re going to quote Shakespeare on a shirt… well, how about you just don’t, for starters?


I didn’t know sequinned t-shirts were supposed to have an expiration date.