Just in case you were wondering which Peoria:

Between a rock and a cheesy place:

Don’t worry, no one there is anatomically correct:

One cat, no cups:

They have some good drugs at Hotel California, and the scallopsq are amazing:

Of all the riveting illustrated-history books you’ve ever come across:

Go! Go! For it!

As long as it’s between consenting… oh wait:

Clear, concise whack-a-mole instructions:

Yes, and… yes: