But mostly down.

You stole my heart and took it to a place where tabs of acid were $3 each.

As in “don’t have on a bra,” for example:

Let the commencement beginulate:

I always wanted a license plate that indicated “you’re a bumpass”:

Being world calss is hard:

Is that a request, or are you just wondering?

Er, no comment:

Pretty soon it’ll be snowg style:

Insert inappropriate Your Mom joke here: