He must be a crazy soldier if he needs a badge, handcuffs and a wild west six shooter. I think this would be more appropriately named Fun Times With The LAPD.

Crazy Soldier. Crazy… Crazy… Crazy… Oh no… I hear the voices again… must use plastic hand cuffs to keep it from happening again… the badge… NOOOOOOOO…. Must stop… Make the voices STOP!

We can only hope that plastic weapons are standard issue for the crazy soldier. Lets face it getting pistol whipped with a plastic pistol is much better than the real thing. Gun = elevated sense of manlyhood. Badge = elevated sense of morality. Cuffs = just plain fun.

Vietnam vets?

Not crazy in the negative sense, but crazy like, you know, a shooting rampage sort of way. For a good cause. See?

Maybe a bit of Gulf War Syndrome? Take too many of them P-Tabs and you may never know. Luckily for me when I was over there, I did not have to take that poison. Just developed asthma from the sand storms.