Melissa Maples » Daily Bazaar Treasures, #306

Daily Bazaar Treasures, #306

Filed under: Bazaar 24 November 2008, 09:57

breezy castle want

Not sure what else to say, since “breezy castle want” pretty much covers every possible emotion… not to mention the fact that I’m hypnotised by stripes at the moment.

http://tedalog.blogspot.com/ teddlesruss

… is it significant that there’s a sphincter-shaped vent hole near the neckline? Just what kind of breezes would you want wafting around a castle, anyway? Why be a Turkish teeshirt maker pretending to be a Japanese teeshirt maker trying to speak English? Why not just say “Wanted – one farty castle, bouncy kind preferred? Argh crap! Got that backwards too!” What would a redhead (who else looks good in almost-Kelly green?) want with a castle, breezy bouncy or otherwise? And really – what is it with that orifice on the neckline?

This is gonna haunt me for days.
http://tedalog.blogspot.com/ teddlesruss

… is it significant that there’s a sphincter-shaped vent hole near the neckline? Just what kind of breezes would you want wafting around a castle, anyway? Why be a Turkish teeshirt maker pretending to be a Japanese teeshirt maker trying to speak English? Why not just say “Wanted – one farty castle, bouncy kind preferred? Argh crap! Got that backwards too!” What would a redhead (who else looks good in almost-Kelly green?) want with a castle, breezy bouncy or otherwise? And really – what is it with that orifice on the neckline?

This is gonna haunt me for days.
Sara Willow

@ted – that’s to thread the breathing/colostomy/catheter tube through (delete as applicable). Kelly is the name of the ‘private’ nurse.

In other news: AAAARRRGGHH! My EYES! Hurty-bleedy…
Sara Willow

@ted – that’s to thread the breathing/colostomy/catheter tube through (delete as applicable). Kelly is the name of the ‘private’ nurse.

In other news: AAAARRRGGHH! My EYES! Hurty-bleedy…
Matt P

WANTED: BREEZY CASTLE FOR CHILI CONTEST. MUST HAVE ROOM FOR PORT-A-POTTIES. BREEZINESS A MUST AS THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO VENT ACCUMULATED METHANE GAS. PLEASE SEE THE ENCLOSED SHIRT THAT THE CONTESTANTS WILL WEAR. YOU WILL NOTICE THE ADDED HOLE BY THE NECK OF THE SHIRT. THAT IS FOR HANGING THE OXYGEN BOTTLE IF THE AIR GETS TOO HARD TO BREATHE. WE WANT TO AVOID AN INCIDENT LIKE WE HAD LAST YEAR… OH THE HUMANITY!
Matt P

WANTED: BREEZY CASTLE FOR CHILI CONTEST. MUST HAVE ROOM FOR PORT-A-POTTIES. BREEZINESS A MUST AS THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO VENT ACCUMULATED METHANE GAS. PLEASE SEE THE ENCLOSED SHIRT THAT THE CONTESTANTS WILL WEAR. YOU WILL NOTICE THE ADDED HOLE BY THE NECK OF THE SHIRT. THAT IS FOR HANGING THE OXYGEN BOTTLE IF THE AIR GETS TOO HARD TO BREATHE. WE WANT TO AVOID AN INCIDENT LIKE WE HAD LAST YEAR… OH THE HUMANITY!
Sara Willow

Still, another few years, none of us’ll be needing the tubes, eh?
Sara Willow

Still, another few years, none of us’ll be needing the tubes, eh?

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