I don’t know, but she has a naughty look in her eye! Mus tnot be where you would expect it!

@ Matt: what, her eye isn’t where you expect it?? I remember an old Two Ronnies sketch, where Ronnie Barker had an eye on the end of his finger which he used to look up womens’ skirts…

… which, now I think about it, brings a whole new wossname to the word “fingering”… piano, geddit…

Is there room for and in here, do you think, if we shove that baby-grand up a bit?

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… which, now I think about it, brings a whole new wossname to the word “fingering”… piano, geddit…

Is there room for {rim} and {shot} in here, do you think, if we shove that baby-grand up a bit?

@Sara: Hmmmm… the mental picture is frightening!