Thursday is bazaar day! No. 41

I love this time of year. It’ll only get colder from here— bring it on!

Reasonable temperatures and lots of new Turklish… just how I like it. Enjoy.

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Well duh, do you think they became the champions after an awful season?

Okay, let’s not sugar-coat this: it’s a ladies’ handbag. A regular, standard, holds-your-keys-and-lipstick handbag. “Guaranteed to perform during highest levels of usage.” Well then, let’s go nuts— stick an extra lipstick in there.

Hmmm, rebel wedr. Do they mean rebel wedder? Like, unorthodox ceremony performer? Or maybe it’s rebel wetter, and let’s not think too much about what that might be.

Right, let’s get this straight— the background says “eag er b eave r” (the r of beaver is chopped off, sorry about that), and the rest says “face ub on dakh. Warning: your rock see back of roket.” Got it? Great. Oh, and don’t forget to detach receipt.

Well that’s refreshing news, because I was getting tired of that retail-store Madonna.

No, this isn’t another unfortunate cropping error, it really does end with “supported by.”

Um… I don’t even know where to start with this one. You’d better click for the large version and see for yourself.

Yeah, Christmas for instance is a great time for shipping.

I’m seriously, seriously considering going back down to the bazaar and buying one of these, because… well, look at it. You can’t go wrong with a shirt like this. I suspect it’s snippets of pasted song lyrics… sound familiar to anyone?

If you want to see more of these, the bazaar archive is here, and you’ll want to head down to the store to fill your closet with Turklish goodness. Enjoy your Thursday!