Thursday is bazaar day! No. 7

Ah, this is more like it— a nice sunny day with lots of perverse Turklish! Here are today’s finds.

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First up in the recurring Inappropriate Youth Messages category, these are pants for little boys— at that age you’d hope it’d be more like inside action-free.


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I guess the little girls don’t want to be left out of the action. Eeek.


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Is that an instruction?


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Genuine faux, exhibit A: Beneton.


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Exhibit B: Cchanell.


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Exhibit C: I guess you have to fill in the blank.


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Do you think it’s a coincidence that she looks like Kate Moss? Or maybe it’s a coincidence that Kate Moss looks like a bobbypin.


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The International Football Bloopers League.


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Now this is just lazy.


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I’m not really sure what’s going on here— what’s that reddish puddle she’s lying in? She looks terrified. And what up with the black triangle on the front of her jeans? I guess that puts to rest any rumours that it’s Britney.


The END.

16 Comments

  1. 11 January 2007
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    Somebody needs an anatomy lesson on that last one. Yet the placement of the pubes over the jeans – intriguing. Perhaps a new class of Cubism. Might be label it – Pubism?

  2. 11 January 2007
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    Somebody needs an anatomy lesson on that last one. Yet the placement of the pubes over the jeans – intriguing. Perhaps a new class of Cubism. Might be label it – Pubism?

  3. 12 January 2007
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    *groan* I know I’m encouraging you by even responding to this… but I couldn’t help it.

  4. 12 January 2007
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    *groan* I know I’m encouraging you by even responding to this… but I couldn’t help it.

  5. 12 January 2007
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    Oh come now. It’s just a little bit funny. It’s not easy structuring a joke. Would you rather I discuss the artist’s legal contract on where to place the parts:)

  6. 12 January 2007
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    Oh come now. It’s just a little bit funny. It’s not easy structuring a joke. Would you rather I discuss the artist’s legal contract on where to place the parts:)

  7. 12 January 2007
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    Ha, you have a point there… okay, continue with your well-structured pain-inducing puns. *laugh*

  8. 12 January 2007
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    Ha, you have a point there… okay, continue with your well-structured pain-inducing puns. *laugh*

  9. 12 January 2007
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    As long as I don’t get categorized a troll. *sinister grin*

  10. 12 January 2007
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    As long as I don’t get categorized a troll. *sinister grin*

  11. 12 January 2007
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    Hey, some guys pay a lot of money to be called names.

  12. 12 January 2007
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    Hey, some guys pay a lot of money to be called names.

  13. defne
    19 January 2007
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    hey melissa,

    i traced you from joshspear.com. you are hillarious!

    sevgiler 🙂

    defne

  14. defne
    19 January 2007
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    hey melissa,

    i traced you from joshspear.com. you are hillarious!

    sevgiler 🙂

    defne

  15. 19 January 2007
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    Hey, thanks very much Defne! Glad you found me.

  16. 19 January 2007
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    Hey, thanks very much Defne! Glad you found me.

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