Thursday is bazaar day! No. 12

This week’s bazaar is a cut-n-paste extravaganza. I seem to be noticing more and more shirts featuring huge blocks of of the English version of Lorem Ipsum, clearly pasted in from some web site or other and then modified somewhat. I can’t imagine what the modifications are for— at first I guessed it was hopes of avoiding copyright infringement, but come on, when has that ever been an issue here? In any case, have a look at these and tell me what you make of them.

[click on each image to see a larger version]


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First off, in honour of yesterday being Valentine’s Day, here’s a shirt for the lovers. And what sweet sentiments— friendship, love, fashion, girl, happy, volotre, intact. All desirable traits in a woman. Well, depending on what “volotre” is.


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Okay, let’s ease you into the cut-n-paste stuff. This one’s not too bad. It says, Adventure… On and n. name Trying importables Yaching in Animal instinct Huhamastant. Far awantage Geanhagu forever and eber. Adventurous Where Adventure Wild have tree Jungle Tall tree beach terns. Animal instinct… wait, did I say it was not too bad? Well, wait for the others before you judge.


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Yeke & Yek Sports Wear by o.w. unpe.

Louisville, Kentucky – Moments after the two mammoth colts, Point Given and Congree, irned in blistering workouts and brought o life the barn arca at Churchill Downs, John Dowd removed his baseball cap, lubbed his head and gave up trying to be laconic Kentucky Derby trainer. He sputtered that he has a pretty good iorge named Songandaprayer who is rather big too: 17 1/2 hands (1.75meter high and 1,205 pounds (547 kilogram This has got to be one of the dee.


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Plzz give us a lovely break from all this reading. Whew.


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Right back into it: this one’s all over the place. I wouldn’t even know where to start with transcribing it. You’ll just have to look at the large version and see what you think.


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Repley Sportwear Make blueland: followed and rose to the wind. end a merry a meeting Our ros dreadful so matches a to delightful rose a asnrain mused anr brng up for with octrious wreaths and Our ob. And that’s just the first paragraph. The rest is worth a read, though, if you have a look at the large version of the photo.


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Flowers have a largedir of their own. Flowers wpire thisangs. love. passion. happyness. Flowers are mood mederators with their fragrance. Flowers may mear a feeling you are feeling at a certain time. Got it?


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Oh, my head hurts now. Whatever happened to simple Turklish like this?


Happy much that it’s time to lie down.

12 Comments

  1. 16 February 2007
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    Oh it would be better if they wrote these things in correct turkish than in bad english..

    In Poland fortunately we don’t see that things on clothes but very often are huge mistakes in translations of movie dialogues or movie titles..

    By the way, your blog is awesome! 🙂 I love to read it :)))

  2. 16 February 2007
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    Oh it would be better if they wrote these things in correct turkish than in bad english..

    In Poland fortunately we don’t see that things on clothes but very often are huge mistakes in translations of movie dialogues or movie titles..

    By the way, your blog is awesome! 🙂 I love to read it :)))

  3. 16 February 2007
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    Hey Iwona, thanks for stopping by, I’m glad you like it here!

  4. 16 February 2007
    Reply

    Hey Iwona, thanks for stopping by, I’m glad you like it here!

  5. 21 February 2007
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    I have a horse named Congree.

    Happy much, little bear. Happy much…

  6. 22 February 2007
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    I have a horse named Congree.

    Happy much, little bear. Happy much…

  7. 5 April 2007
    Reply

    Are kind day, wanted to ask, where it is possible to register such blog?

  8. 5 April 2007
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    Are kind day, wanted to ask, where it is possible to register such blog?

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