Daily Bazaar Treasures, #260

Category: Not Turklish, just bizarre

weekend

Well, I think the first priority is to get the car exhaust looked at— it’s making heart-shaped smoke again. Also, I might call a priest about the house.

10 Comments

  1. 18 September 2008
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    Think they need to get the tires checked too. They may have run over a throwing star or a very large sand bur.

  2. 18 September 2008
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    Think they need to get the tires checked too. They may have run over a throwing star or a very large sand bur.

  3. Sara Willow
    18 September 2008
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    I laughed for about two minutes over this, and then I stopped. And then I laughed some more. Jolly good show!

  4. Sara Willow
    18 September 2008
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    I laughed for about two minutes over this, and then I stopped. And then I laughed some more. Jolly good show!

  5. Matt P
    18 September 2008
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    Well, lets see…. First things first. Straighten Chimney. That is definitely not to code. Second, new windows. Third, raise door about 12 inches. The way the contractor installed it, lets too much water in. Fourth, patch stucco and paint some color other than black. Just not inviting. Now for the car. New tires, put fire out in trunk (that just cannot be safe). Lastly, pick the watermelon tree. That tree just looks like it is growing watermelons. That would be cool. A watermelon tree. I want one now!

    Wow, I think I actually took this one seriously!

  6. Matt P
    18 September 2008
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    Well, lets see…. First things first. Straighten Chimney. That is definitely not to code. Second, new windows. Third, raise door about 12 inches. The way the contractor installed it, lets too much water in. Fourth, patch stucco and paint some color other than black. Just not inviting. Now for the car. New tires, put fire out in trunk (that just cannot be safe). Lastly, pick the watermelon tree. That tree just looks like it is growing watermelons. That would be cool. A watermelon tree. I want one now!

    Wow, I think I actually took this one seriously!

  7. 22 September 2008
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    I think that’s the house where I grew up. I see Uncle Dean is visiting because his car is out front.

  8. 22 September 2008
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    I think that’s the house where I grew up. I see Uncle Dean is visiting because his car is out front.

  9. 22 September 2008
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    Once again, fantastic set of comments, y’all. You make me laugh as much as the shirts do.

  10. 22 September 2008
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    Once again, fantastic set of comments, y’all. You make me laugh as much as the shirts do.

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