Another riveting convention

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I’m not sure if this is quite as ridiculous as DisinfecCon, but nonetheless I thought the ridiculousness of the Wheat and Flour Fortification Congress deserved a mention. No disrespect meant to the attendees, but seriously, who thinks these things up? Does the world’s food supply depend upon these people getting together once a year or something? Or is it a social networking thing? I didn’t actually go in there (to be honest I was a little afraid), so I can’t say what was going on, but I’m sure it was spellbinding. Who knows, maybe they had strippers and tequila.