Daily Bazaar Treasures, #134

I’m in a bit of a weird mood today, so here’s a strange one I’ve been saving:

73 girl

Now, normally I would concentrate on making fun of the (admittedly nonsense) text, but the reason I was interested in this one was the creepy artwork, if you can call it that.

Check out the girl. Look closely at her hands. The fingers. The right foot. The left foot. Also, check out the difference between where the bend in the skirt indicates the left hip is, versus where the position of her leg suggests the left hip should be. Oh, and the resultant hunch. Don’t forget the hunch. I’m pretty sure gravity wouldn’t actually allow her to stay up in that position given that her right hip wouldn’t even be on the chair and she’s leaning so far forward.

I’m going to have nightmares for weeks. I to fear 73 girl.

20 Comments

  1. Terry
    26 April 2008
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    Ok that is going to haunt me. The eyes the eyes! Oh hell my eyes my eyes! I think it may be an attempt at the Anime style, sadly disturbing.

  2. Terry
    26 April 2008
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    Ok that is going to haunt me. The eyes the eyes! Oh hell my eyes my eyes! I think it may be an attempt at the Anime style, sadly disturbing.

  3. 27 April 2008
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    Just your basic psycho (and yes, physically improbable) Bratz wanna-be. What’s to not like?

    Also I count only 63 things in the picture.

  4. 27 April 2008
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    Just your basic psycho (and yes, physically improbable) Bratz wanna-be. What’s to not like?

    Also I count only 63 things in the picture.

  5. Matt
    28 April 2008
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    I seem to remember something about 73 virgins.

    However, I think I would not mind meeting a girl with that kind of flexibility!

  6. Matt
    28 April 2008
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    I seem to remember something about 73 virgins.

    However, I think I would not mind meeting a girl with that kind of flexibility!

  7. 29 April 2008
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    @melissah: yeah, I know. I wasn’t sure what to make of it either.

  8. 29 April 2008
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    @melissah: yeah, I know. I wasn’t sure what to make of it either.

  9. 30 April 2008
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    @melissa/melissah: i think matt’s referring to the 73 virgins movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443423/) a.k.a. i to kill anyones i to score in heaven.

    this t-shirt is so epic. such a chris cunninghamesque take on a cubist anime figurine embroidered by post-wild-western typography and fake vuitton slippers. very omfg wow.

  10. 30 April 2008
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    @melissa/melissah: i think matt’s referring to the 73 virgins movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443423/) a.k.a. i to kill anyones i to score in heaven.

    this t-shirt is so epic. such a chris cunninghamesque take on a cubist anime figurine embroidered by post-wild-western typography and fake vuitton slippers. very omfg wow.

  11. 30 April 2008
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    @oi: No no, we got Matt’s comment… it was just the t-shirt we didn’t get. Matt’s oddly normal by comparison.

    As for invoking the name of Chris Cunningham… we are now officially BFFs, you and I. You think she might be Johnny’s girlfriend?

  12. 30 April 2008
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    @oi: No no, we got Matt’s comment… it was just the t-shirt we didn’t get. Matt’s oddly normal by comparison.

    As for invoking the name of Chris Cunningham… we are now officially BFFs, you and I. You think she might be Johnny’s girlfriend?

  13. 30 April 2008
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    ^_^ i invested in this photo a wee bit, and after some filtering, can surely say that johnny definitely was not alone in the basement, apart from all that smack:

    [IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/zjwjfn.jpg[/IMG]
    http://i25.tinypic.com/zjwjfn.jpg

    i can imagine which movie they are watching 😀

  14. 30 April 2008
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    ^_^ i invested in this photo a wee bit, and after some filtering, can surely say that johnny definitely was not alone in the basement, apart from all that smack:

    [IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/zjwjfn.jpg[/IMG]
    http://i25.tinypic.com/zjwjfn.jpg

    i can imagine which movie they are watching 😀

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