Daily Bazaar Treasures, #226 – Best of the Web, Day 2

Menus are ever a source of hilarity in this country. I can’t tell you how many times I have offered my editing services to correct a particularly bad menu, only to be told, “but we already have an English menu.” Usually what happens is that instead of getting a native speaker to do the translation, they just choose one of the waiters who took a two-week course in English five years ago, and get him to do the English version of the menu.

If you can read Turkish then at least you have something to refer to if you don’t understand what the English is supposed to be, but if you’re a tourist with few Turkish language skills… enjoy your dinner!

Starter:

crap soup

Followed by:

fried crap

Afiyet olsun.

12 Comments

  1. taujb
    9 August 2008
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    LOL!! Yeah, some of the English menus in this country would put “Engrish” to shame!

    ps: and it’s not even supposed to be crab in the second pic but fried calamary (in Turkish at least!)

  2. taujb
    9 August 2008
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    LOL!! Yeah, some of the English menus in this country would put “Engrish” to shame!

    ps: and it’s not even supposed to be crab in the second pic but fried calamary (in Turkish at least!)

  3. 9 August 2008
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    Some might argue that I serve those very same things in the Powell household daily.

  4. 9 August 2008
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    Some might argue that I serve those very same things in the Powell household daily.

  5. 10 August 2008
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    @taujb – yeah, I noticed that! I’d also like to know where he found a restaurant serving yengeç çorbası, beacuse that sounds fantastic to me and I’ve never seen it anywhere.

    @Terry – me too! Every meal, same old crap.

  6. 10 August 2008
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    @taujb – yeah, I noticed that! I’d also like to know where he found a restaurant serving yengeç çorbası, beacuse that sounds fantastic to me and I’ve never seen it anywhere.

    @Terry – me too! Every meal, same old crap.

  7. Shaunte
    14 August 2008
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    I make that!
    But we call it “casserole.”

  8. Shaunte
    14 August 2008
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    I make that!
    But we call it “casserole.”

  9. dave
    15 August 2008
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    There are many places in Antalya where you can get crap soup but thats the first time I’ve seen it on a menu!

    Is it the one in Atatürk Parkı?

  10. dave
    15 August 2008
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    There are many places in Antalya where you can get crap soup but thats the first time I’ve seen it on a menu!

    Is it the one in Atatürk Parkı?

  11. 17 August 2008
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    @dave: no no – as the title suggests, these are from the web. They’re not mine.

  12. 17 August 2008
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    @dave: no no – as the title suggests, these are from the web. They’re not mine.

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