Thursday is bazaar day! No. 15

I don’t know if the increasing spring heat is making people more assertive, or what, but there was a lot of pushing and shoving amongst the shoppers at the bazaar today. Perhaps people are irritated because they didn’t get their YouTube fix this morning. In any case, the new season’s fashions are rolling into the bazaar, and I have quite a few selections for you here.

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I’ll admit it, I only took a photo of this because I’m from Texas, where we suck on fish bones while walking cross-legged and shooting skeletons… in our hoverhats.


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This has to be the most unfortunate separation of a word I’ve ever seen. The word “little” seals the deal, but “big” would have been even better.


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Speaking of little and big… this is the tag inside a t-shirt. Oddly, all the giant shirts on the table appeared to be small.


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The Carif Bean Sea, near the coast of Sour Hamerica. Yum.


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Line 1: “living yellow summer What sort of person am I?”
Line 2: “I’m an evil anyway crossing and my father and my mother To my father and my mother”
Line 3: “To my teachers I’ a smart,but hard-hearted heartbreaker flying scholl bus anyway cosciense.”
Line 4: “will be teacher and professional with an unpredictable”
Line 5: “To most I qualify as a beautiful student.”
Line 6 and 7: “a small pleasing and up way as spring light on a lake.”


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Apparently my daddy is “a distributor of superior quality genes, come workship at the pink alter for here.” I’m pretty sure that last part was intended as “come worship at the pink altar…” Wow. At least it’s an adult’s shirt. Note the double-entendre question mark.


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The Trend Of Day for today appears to be a cut-n-pasted story about some singing star named Pearson (can anyone tell from the text whom they’re talking about?).


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Yeah, that’s pretty accurate.


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Mmmm, peace feast— I’ll have a side of sour hamerica as well, please.


Here’s to a speedy peace feast between my favourite video site and the Turkish government. Have a good evening, folks.