Thursday is bazaar day! No. 28

The bazaar is strangely quiet today— the people are still packed in shoulder-to-shoulder, but they’re all oddly silent, including the usually noisy vendors. I think it’s the heat. It’s not quite as bad as yesterday, but it’s still 35 outside, and that’s nothing to laugh at… apparently. Hopefully today’s bazaar finds will lighten things up a bit, especially since there’s even more of a sexual theme going on than usual.

Slight warning this week: though all the photos are safe for work and kids, a couple of the descriptions are such that you might not want to have to explain them to small children, if you get my drift. With that said, let’s carry on.

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But you know, sluttiness just sort of happens sometimes, can’t do anything about it.

I wonder which part of her isn’t made for loving you… probably not the paradise part.

First mission: You! It says something at the bottom about superior position, yeah yeah. We get it.

Bukkake with standards.

Yeah, I think this would be the first time in automotive history that Oldsmobile was referred to as “Love Car” … I totally dig the stolen Coca-Cola font.

Damn it, I can’t believe you did this to me— if we’re supposed to be not lovers you should have said something earlier.

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

By the way, that word on the right is “time,” so now you can see… that it still doesn’t make any sense.

No, I said “time,” as in “time o’clock.”

It’s time o’clock for a nap now— If you want to see more of these, the bazaar archive is here, and don’t forget that the online bazaar shop is coming very very soon! Stay out of the sun, folks.