Thursday is bazaar day! No. 3

This third installment of the weekly bazaar is quite heavy on children’s clothing— there was a lot of it on display this week. So, without further ado, on with the Turklish!

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Getting the word out about your drug dealing business can be tricky when you’re not yet old enough to talk.


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I’m not sure which is more disturbing: the fact that this is a baby’s shirt, or that there was a domestic animal’s tongue involved somehow.


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Go on, say it out loud. You know you want to.


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I’m proud of my double major, so what? Shut up, putting it on my clothes isn’t lame.


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Oh. Uh…. yeah.


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A shirt from the Kinki Kids Collection. With lace, and a satin bow. Mmm-hmm.


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The Exploring Expedition crew don’t seem to be too worried about the snappish shelton. Well, this trip was trs expensive, so I guess rather than go home they figure they’ll just run the sign over with the jeep and continue on.


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All aboard the 3:10 Gayland Express.


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Overheard at the D-Squared South Carolina shirt printing factory: “Hey Travis, does trading have one E or two?”

Note to South Carolinians: hate mail can be directed heere.


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Two Star— for when you can’t quite afford something trs expensive.


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Looks likes these dogs won the Piston Cup.


Time to head to the person pub.

14 Comments

  1. Rachel
    14 December 2006
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    These Bazaar posts are amazing. I think my favorite today is the lame pants. It’s incredible.

  2. Rachel
    14 December 2006
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    These Bazaar posts are amazing. I think my favorite today is the lame pants. It’s incredible.

  3. 14 December 2006
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    FunEE with a capito(a?)l EE. These remind me of my captioned TIME quotes and other picture things.

  4. 14 December 2006
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    FunEE with a capito(a?)l EE. These remind me of my captioned TIME quotes and other picture things.

  5. 15 December 2006
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    Another thing is – that cat shirt is too disturbing even for an adult. All the things that come to mind.

  6. 15 December 2006
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    Another thing is – that cat shirt is too disturbing even for an adult. All the things that come to mind.

  7. 15 December 2006
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    I’m crying over here. The Turks have created their own niche in pathetically-acceptable copyright infringement.

    You really need to make this into an international trend. Please start a Bazaar-only page so we can get you famous, with meelions of heets.

  8. 15 December 2006
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    I’m crying over here. The Turks have created their own niche in pathetically-acceptable copyright infringement.

    You really need to make this into an international trend. Please start a Bazaar-only page so we can get you famous, with meelions of heets.

  9. 15 December 2006
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    That’s a great idea. You can call the line, “nonsense fashion”. Or “quizzically inappropriate”. The first might have a better ring to it. E-commerce!

  10. 15 December 2006
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    That’s a great idea. You can call the line, “nonsense fashion”. Or “quizzically inappropriate”. The first might have a better ring to it. E-commerce!

  11. Ryan W. Mead
    4 January 2007
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    The Piston Cup shirt isn’t all that unusual. The movie “Cars” (from which the character on the shirt is from) features a race called the Piston Cup. And there is a joke in the film when one character overhears this and says “He did WHAT in his cup?”

  12. Ryan W. Mead
    5 January 2007
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    The Piston Cup shirt isn’t all that unusual. The movie “Cars” (from which the character on the shirt is from) features a race called the Piston Cup. And there is a joke in the film when one character overhears this and says “He did WHAT in his cup?”

  13. 5 January 2007
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    Ah, so I guess I wasn’t the only one to get the joke. But I’ve never heard of the movie Cars, and I’m guessing I’m not the only one….

  14. 5 January 2007
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    Ah, so I guess I wasn’t the only one to get the joke. But I’ve never heard of the movie Cars, and I’m guessing I’m not the only one….

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