Thursday is bazaar day! No. 45

It’s not often I do an early-morning edition of the bazaar, but what with NaNo starting today and real life still getting in the way, I have a ton to do and thought I’d get this going ahead of schedule. So today you can enjoy your coffee and newspaper with a bit of Turklish on the side. Enjoy.

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Now see, I’d been using those boring fraudulent flowers, maybe that was the problem with my lack of glamour.


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Yeah, we got your pie-eating contest right here, buddy.


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Which, you know, after all that pie…


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I like this word “sleeky”— it’s kind of a cross between “sleek” and “sneaky.”


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Yeah, that’s pretty much illegal in most sports now.


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Resist survival! What a sexy way to say “lie down and die.”


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I’m not even sure why this one is funny, but I laugh every time I see it. They’re kids’ pants.


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I’ll admit, I was empted to buy this one.


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Otherwise known as “running around without a diaper.”


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IThis offer would have been much more empting ten or fifteen years ago.


If you want to see more of these, the bazaar archive is here, and you’ll want to head down to the store to fill your closet with Turklish goodness. See you guys tomorrow!

12 Comments

  1. 1 November 2007
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    Hi Melissa,
    Do you ever by any of these clothing you find?

    I enjoyed today’s posting, thanks.

  2. 1 November 2007
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    Hi Melissa,
    Do you ever by any of these clothing you find?

    I enjoyed today’s posting, thanks.

  3. 1 November 2007
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    That OMG bunny literally made me laugh out loud! I must find a way to make that into my desktop.

  4. 1 November 2007
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    That OMG bunny literally made me laugh out loud! I must find a way to make that into my desktop.

  5. 3 November 2007
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    @Phillip: I used to buy stuff on behalf of other people who wanted me to send them things, but nowadays since we have an online store at this here web site, I don’t have to faff about with it so much… people just buy from the online store.

    As for myself, I do buy clothes from the bazaar, but I have yet to find a Turklish item that I really, really have to have.

  6. 3 November 2007
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    @Phillip: I used to buy stuff on behalf of other people who wanted me to send them things, but nowadays since we have an online store at this here web site, I don’t have to faff about with it so much… people just buy from the online store.

    As for myself, I do buy clothes from the bazaar, but I have yet to find a Turklish item that I really, really have to have.

  7. 3 November 2007
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    @Fred: ME TOO! I couldn’t put my finger on why that was funny, but I knew it was. Glad I posted that.

  8. 3 November 2007
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    @Fred: ME TOO! I couldn’t put my finger on why that was funny, but I knew it was. Glad I posted that.

  9. 6 November 2007
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    Oh wow, the oh my god pants are awesome. I need to make myself some, I think.

    The last one is great but I wish it just said
    “live your dream!
    or whatever”
    the last line seems tacked on. & so deliciously random!

  10. 6 November 2007
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    Oh wow, the oh my god pants are awesome. I need to make myself some, I think.

    The last one is great but I wish it just said
    “live your dream!
    or whatever”
    the last line seems tacked on. & so deliciously random!

  11. 9 November 2007
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    @Rachel: yeah, it’s kind of like they just wanted to cash in on the fact that people will buy stuff if they think it’s affiliated with Madonna… like you said, totally random.

  12. 9 November 2007
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    @Rachel: yeah, it’s kind of like they just wanted to cash in on the fact that people will buy stuff if they think it’s affiliated with Madonna… like you said, totally random.

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