Thursday is bazaar day! No. 5

People are really preparing for the new year here, and the bazaar was a busy place today, full of lovely Turklish goodness. Let’s get right to it.

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When haphaxard raw denim just isn’t eztreme enough.

Oddly, this is a man’s shirt.

…and these are girls’ jeans.

Actually, please don’t.

One size fits all anorexics.

Thank god presidents are limited to two terms, eh?

Here comes the jackpot question in advance: what are you doing New Year Breeze?

They’re hoping this model sells better than Malignant Girl.

This is the brand tag on a sweater— is it my imagination, or is their spokesperson Strawberrybob Trianglebody?

I wish you all a craxy New Year Breeze.

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