Thursday is bazaar day! No. 9

This weather is unbelievable. It’s nearly 20 degrees out today, and relentlessly sunny, which would be considered summer weather in many parts of Europe and Canada. I had a great time out at the bazaar today, and as usual I present my Turklish findings for your approval.

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Yet again we start off with inappropriate children’s clothing. I could hardly believe what I was seeing, because one doesn’t need to be an English speaker to understand why this shouldn’t be on the pants of a little girl.


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The outside of Baby’s pants, a quality 05. Inside, a quality 02.


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And I very amused.


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Plane, tree, girl… just throw in Sawyer or Jack and the episode pretty much writes itself. I mean, hey, we have to do something to occupy ourselves until February.


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I wouldn’t call this Turklish, per se, because there’s actually nothing wrong with the English itself, unless they meant “contest winner” (it reads fine either way, though, if you forgive that it’s ridiculous). But there was something about this shirt that caught my eye… perhaps it was the unfortunate split of “campus” into two words that each look particularly interesting in front of the word “queen.” And I’d probably agree that the Campus Queen Contest is the best election.


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Well, they nearly got this one right…


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…but this one, not so much.


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American & German football stories would make for an interesting book, especially since American football and German football are two different sports.


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And speaking of two different sports…


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I know it’s a little difficult to tell from the quality of the photo (sorry about that, I was trying to be somewhat sneaky), but this boy, who was maybe 14 or 15 years old, is indeed wearing a shirt that says “carnal pleasure” in block capitals.


That’s it from me for today— I’m going on a road trip tomorrow, so I’ll keep my eyes open and hopefully come back with an interesting report for you.