If only all solutions were that simple.
Wait a minute, that does cover it all !

I’ll take the broad over green street all the time!

@Brian – I think Greene Street is where you’re supposed to find the broad, actually. I mean, not trying to freak you out, but I did see her hanging out down there earlier this week.

Are you sure this isn’t some kind of reduced carbon footprint thing?

@bc – what, like making your own – um – ‘central heating’ kind of thing?

I don’t know, but “Greene Street And A Broad” might be a good name for a rock band.

With a female lead singer/player of course. One who’d beat the carp out of anyone who called her a broad.