You get four for the price of one today, thanks to Onur Özer in Istanbul, who does his shopping at Carrefour and discovered the gems below. Onur’s comments on his findings are way better than anything I could come up with, so I’ll just let him do all the talking.

Onur: “It all started with seeing this – apparently there is such a word as ‘fllow’, meaning ‘flour’.”

Onur: “MAN these drinks are energetic. I cannot even pour them.”

Onur: “I like flavored rooms better than plain ones. Also, I need some ‘lime preventiveliguids’ to prevent my limes.”

Onur: “Sorry, we don’t care if you’re 7 months old, we can’t accept you. You are not BABY MATERIAL.”

Many thanks to Onur, whose found hilarity was shamelessly yoinked from twitpic. I think I’ll refer to him as our “Istanbul correspondent” from now on, as it almost makes this sound like a real blog.