It might be Christmas where you are, but here it’s just like spring— the weather is warm, and love is in the air. The scary thing is that, as usual, the signs of love here have manifested as inappropriate messages on children’s clothing. With the exception of the two maternity items, every photo below comes from market stalls dealing exclusively in baby wear and clothes for very young children.
Come on, cringe with me.
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Overdo Girls: pretty good as double entendres go, but these are jeans for a four-year-old. Yikes.
From the pajama table, the Long-Time Lovers… note the female looks satisfied and the male exhausted. If there’s any image less appropriate for babies’ sleepwear than the suggestion of giraffes having marathon sex, I have yet to see it.
Okay, now I’ve seen it.
Athletic 69— they have web sites about that kind of thing.
Yeah, they have web sites about this kind of thing, too.
Biker Gang maternity wear. Yep.
This was also at the maternity stall… as if a pregnant woman needs this sort of press.
Back to the baby clothes, and here’s where it gets really shady: “What are you doing, giraffe— me?”
I don’t even have the words for this one. I was laughing so hard at the dog’s lipstick and, er, position, that I didn’t even notice until much later that she’s wearing a Star of David. If that doesn’t warrant an omfg, I don’t know what does.
So, um, Happy Hanukkah.