It’s not often I do an early-morning edition of the bazaar, but what with NaNo starting today and real life still getting in the way, I have a ton to do and thought I’d get this going ahead of schedule. So today you can enjoy your coffee and newspaper with a bit of Turklish on the side. Enjoy.

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Now see, I’d been using those boring fraudulent flowers, maybe that was the problem with my lack of glamour.

Yeah, we got your pie-eating contest right here, buddy.

Which, you know, after all that pie…

I like this word “sleeky”— it’s kind of a cross between “sleek” and “sneaky.”

Yeah, that’s pretty much illegal in most sports now.

Resist survival! What a sexy way to say “lie down and die.”

I’m not even sure why this one is funny, but I laugh every time I see it. They’re kids’ pants.

I’ll admit, I was empted to buy this one.

Otherwise known as “running around without a diaper.”

IThis offer would have been much more empting ten or fifteen years ago.

If you want to see more of these, the bazaar archive is here, and you’ll want to head down to the store to fill your closet with Turklish goodness. See you guys tomorrow!